It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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