Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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