I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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