I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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