I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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