I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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