i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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