i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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