Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I see more hoeing in ur future
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