dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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