so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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