How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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