Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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