I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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