You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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