i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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