how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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