Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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