:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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