quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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