farters have to be the big spoon...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Randomize
