Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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