i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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