they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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