..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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