Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
dude i'm inner monologue high
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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