Duck Duck Cougar?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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