Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
