p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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