There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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