my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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