Nicole vs. Life
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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