There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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