R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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