i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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