Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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