You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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