so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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