i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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