At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
me + whiskey = a bad person
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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