Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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