well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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