Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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