Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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