there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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