I bet he comes in French.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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