On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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