Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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