okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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