He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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