He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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