dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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