Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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