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(402): View more from Nebraska

P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.

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(512): View more from Texas

On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!

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(703): View more from Virginia

high in an attic. pig roast in 10.

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(207): View more from Maine

Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.

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(850): View more from Florida

i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time

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(402): View more from Nebraska

My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol

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