I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.