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(248): View more from Michigan

If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in

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(225): View more from Louisiana

i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels

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(+44): View more from England

He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.

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(845): View more from New York

the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did

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(334): View more from Alabama

I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.

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(409): View more from Texas

well he's currently spooning the coffee table

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(407): View more from Florida

Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.

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(925): View more from California

Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high

(+61): View more from Australia

Send it to me

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