Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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