I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom