Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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