Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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